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- Seinfeld
This is a Complete list of seinfeld Episodes, With small descriptions.
Pilot - July 5, 1989 (The show was originally called "The Seinfeld Chronicles")
1. Good News, Bad News 7/5/89
Jerry doesn't know what to expect when a women he met on the road says that she is coming into town. George tries to explain to Jerry how to read the signals. No Elaine. Jerry lives in apt 311.
Season 1 (4 episodes and then the pilot was re-run)
2. The Stakeout 5/31/90
What many believe to be the first episode. Jerry goes to a birthday party for a friend of Elaine and end up flirting with someone there. Jerry and George then stakeout the building where she works in order to meet her. Jerry father is different from the rest of the series. Jerry has a sofa bed in this one which he won't have in episode 6.
3. The Robbery 6/7/90
Elaine house-sits for Jerry and the apartment gets robbed when Kramer leaves the door open. George finds a great apartment for Jerry but then gets jealous so neither of them take it.
4. Male Unbonding 6/14/90
Jerry tries to break up with a guy he has known since he was ten but he ends up making the guy cry. First real action for Kramer.
5. The Stock Tip 6/21/90
Jerry and George invest in the stock market. Jerry takes his girlfriend to Vermont for the weekend and has a bad time. Elaine is allergic to her boyfriend's cats.
Season 2 (half season with 12 new episodes)
6. The Ex-Girlfriend 1/23/91
Jerry dates George's ex-girlfriend who then dumps him because she doesn't think his stand up routine is funny. Elaine confronts a guy who has stopped saying hello to her.
7. The Pony Remark 1/30/91
Definately a top ten! Jerry offends an elderly relative with a remark about how immigrants shouldn't have ponies. She dies and Jerry feels she haunted him during the softball championship. Kramer is going to put levels in his apartment. "These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor."
8. The Jacket 2/8/91
Jerry finds a great suede jacket that has a pink and white striped liner. The jacket gets ruined when he wears it to meet Elaine's father and it snows.
9. The Phone Message 2/13/91
George leaves a bad message on a woman's answering machine and the plots as to how he can stop her from listening to it. Jerry dates a woman who likes the Docker's commercials.
10. The Apartment 4/4/91
Elaine almost moves into the apartment above Jerry. George wears a wedding ring to attract women. Jerry and George argue over who is a bigger loser. "You're all winners!"
11. The Statue 4/11/91
Jerry has someone clean his apartment who may or may not have stolen a statue that matched one that George broke when he was a kid. Kramer gets the statue back.
12. The Revenge 4/18/91
George quits his job and then slips his boss a Mickey. Jerry and Kramer put cement in a washing machine when they think the laundry guy took money that Jerry left in his bag.
13. The Heart Attack 4/25/91
This is my absolute favorite!!! George thinks he is having a heart attack but isn't. He does need his tonsils out so Kramer takes him to see a holistic healer. Elaine dates Dr. Tongue and Jerry can't figure out what he wrote in his sleep (Flaming globes of Sigmund). Jerry and George get hurt after ambulance drivers fight over a missing Chuckle.
14. The Deal 5/2/91
Jerry and Elaine try to have This and That so they establish a set of rules. Jerry doesn't know what to get Elaine for her birthday so he gives her cash.
15. The Baby Shower 5/16/91
Elaine holds a baby shower in Jerry's apartment while he is getting an illegal cable hookup. George plans to confront a woman who embarrassed him on their only date but Jerry ends up being confronted by a woman who he said he'd call but never did.
16. The Chinese Restaurant 5/23/91
This is classic Seinfeld. George, Jerry, and Elaine wait for a table in a Chinese Restaurant.
17. The Busboy 6/26/91
Geroge accidentally gets a busboy fired but end up saving his life. Elaine can't get rid of an unwanted house guest.
Season 3 (The first full season - 23 episodes including the first one-hour show)
18. The Note 9/18/91
George, Jerry, and Elaine get notes from a dentist friend in order to have their insurance pay for their massages. Jerry scares his masseuse by talking about a kidnapped kid. George thinks IT moved when he got his massage. Kramer claims to have seen Joe DiMagio at Dinky Donuts.
19. The Truth 9/25/91
Jerry is getting audited and he gives his records to George's girlfriend because she is an ex-IRS agent. George then dumps her and she forces him to tell her the truth about why. She then checks into a mental hospital and throws away Jerry's records. Kramer is dating Elaine's roommate and sees Elaine naked.
20. The Pen 10/2/91
Jerry and Elaine visit Jerry's parents in Florida and end up sleeping on a bad sofa bed. Jerry causes a stir when he accepts an astronaut pen from Jack Klompus. Morty retires from president of condo association (but in season seven he will get impeached!!!).
21. The Dog 10/9/91
Jerry gets stuck taking care of a dog owned by some drunk he met on an airplane. Jerry, George, and Elaine plan on going to see a movie put when Jerry can't go George and Elaine find it uncomfortable to spend time alone. Kramer tries to break up with his girlfriend.
22. The Library 10/16/91
Jerry is hounded by a library policeman to return "Tropic of Capricorn" - overdue since 1971. Jerry calls on his girlfriend at the time to prove that he did return the book but ends up remembering that he had given the book to George. George runs into the gym teacher that caused him to lose the book by giving him a wedgie. Kramer entices the spinster librarian. This has some of the best dialog for a one time character.
23. The Parking Garage 10/30/91
The whole gang spends the entire episode looking for Kramer's car in a mall parking garage. George and Jerry get arrested for urinating. Elaine's fish die. Kramer has to lug around an air conditioner.
24. The Cafe 11/6/91
Jerry befriends Baboo, an immigrant restaurant owner that never has any customers. Elaine takes an IQ test for George but ends up doing bad. They get caught cheating when they try it a second time.
25. The Tape 11/13/91
Someone leaves an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder while he is performing. George hears of a Chinese cure for baldness and has Ping order it for him. When George finds out that it was Elaine that left the message he falls in love with her.
26. The Nose Job 11/20/91
George is dating a beautiful woman with a huge nose. Kramer tells her to get a nose job but when it turns out bad George breaks up with her. Kramer uses Elaine to get a jacket from his mom's boyfriend. Jerry is dating a hot chick who is totally stupid. His brain plays chess against his penis to see whether she stays.
27. The Stranded 11/27/91
George gets short changed at the drug store and vows revenge. Jerry and Elaine go to a party on Long Island with George but get stuck there when George takes a women home. The party host stops by Jerry's apartment to kill some time but Jerry has to leave. George tries to steal and gets arrested. Jerry returns home to find that the host has had a call girl there and then Jerry gets arrested for solicitation.
28. The Alternate Side 12/4/91
Jerry's car gets stolen and he has trouble getting a rental. George takes over parking cars for the tenants but can't handle it. Kramer get to be in a Woody Allen movie. Elaine dates an older man who has a stroke just before she can dump him. "These pretzels are making me thirsty."
29. The Red Dot 12/11/91
Elaine gets George a job so he buys her a cashmere sweater with a slight flaw. Jerry accidentally gives Elaine's boyfriend a drink not knowing he is an alcoholic. George has sex with the cleaning lady and gives her the sweater to shut her up.
30. The Subway 1/8/92
Everyone has an adventure on the subway. Elaine gets stuck and misses a lesbian wedding. Kramer gets a tip on a horse and then almost gets robbed of his winnings. George meets a beautiful woman and the she robs him at her hotel room. Jerry meets a naked man and goes to Coney Island with him.
31. The Pez Dispenser 1/15/92
Jerry makes Elaine laugh at George's girlfriend's piano recital. George gets "hand" by breaking up with her before she could break up with him. Kramer invents "The Beach". The comedy gang holds an intervention for a friend on drugs.
32. The Suicide 1/29/92
Jerry dates his neighbor's girlfriend when he goes into a coma. George lets Kramer go on his dream vacation because a psychic starts to warn him about something bad. Elaine breaks her fast by eating Newman's Dreggs Coffee Cake. George mentions having a brother.
33. The Fix-up 2/5/92
Elaine and Jerry fix-up George and a friend by describing their best features. Kramer gives George a condom that ends up being bad and George thinks he gets the girl pregnant.
34. & 35. The New Friend: The Boyfriend (Part 1), Of Mastodons and Men (Part 2) 2/12/92
One hour episode where Jerry befriends Keith Hernandez and acts like they are dating each other. George tells the employment agency that he had an interview at Vandelez Industries. Keith goes out with Elaine but she dumps him when she finds out he smokes. Jerry and Kramer go see the baby. Jerry breaks it off with Keith when he asks him to help him move.
36. The Limo 2/26/92
Jerry and George takes someone else's limo from the airport and are mistaken for leaders of the Aryan Union.
37. The Good Samaritan 3/4/92
Jerry witnesses a hit and run but when he goes to confront the woman he winds up dating her. Kramer has a seizure whenever he hears Mary Hart's voice. Jerry tries to tell the hit and run victim what happened but she end up thinking he did it.
38. The Letter 3/25/92
Jerry's girlfriend paints "The Kramer" and then plagiarizes a movie in a letter she writes to him. Elaine wears an Orioles baseball cap to the Yankee's game and refuses to take it off.
39. The Parking Space 4/22/92
George fights over a parking space with a friend of Kramer's that thinks Jerry is a phony.
40. The Keys 5/6/92
Kramer is using Jerry's apartment too much so Jerry takes his keys back. Kramer then takes his keys and gives them to George. George takes his keys from Elaine to give to Jerry but doesn't give Jerry Elaine's keys. Kramer decides to pursue his acting bug in Los Angeles.
Season 4 (24 episodes including 2 two-parters and 2 hour-long shows)
41. The Trip (Part 1) 8/12/92
Jerry is performing on the Tonight Show so he takes George to California with so they can look for Kramer. George thinks he is real popular when he talks to George Wendt and Corbin Bernsen back stage. Kramer is trying to make it as an actor but ends up the key suspect in a murder.
42. The Trip (Part 2) 8/19/92
George and Jerry try to help Kramer get out of jail and he finally gets released when another murder is committed while he is behind bars. Jerry and George can't talk Kramer into coming back but a couple days later he shows up in New York.
43. & 44. The Pitch / The Ticket 9/16/92
George and Jerry pitch their show about nothing to NBC. George starts dating Susan but then Kramer throws up on her. Kramer trades Newman a radar detector for a motorcycle helmet. The helmet saves his life when he is kicked in the head by Crazy Joe Divola. Newman gets a speeding ticket and makes Kramer his alibi.
45. The Wallet (Part 1) 9/23/92
Morty thinks someone stole his wallet at the doctor's office. Kramer acts as Elaine's boyfriend in order to dump her boyfriend/shrink.
46. The Watch (Part 2) 9/30/92
George tries to bargain with NBC. Jerry tries to get his watch back from Uncle Leo.
47. The Bubble Boy 10/7/92
Jerry agrees to visit a boy in a bubble on his way upstate with Elaine, George, and Susan. George loses Jerry and ends up getting in a fight with the bubble boy. Kramer burns down Susan's father's cabin. Jerry and George describe the pies.
48. The Cheever Letters 10/28/92
Susan's dad is found to be gay when letter are discovered at the burned cabin. Kramer tries to get more cigars from the Cuban Embassy. Jerry hates talking to Elaine's secretary but ends up talking dirty with her.
49. The Opera 11/4/92
Elaine is dating Crazy Joe Divola but doesn't find out until she and Jerry are at the opera. Crazy Joe puts the kibosh on Jerry and then dresses up as the sad clown.
50. The Virgin 11/11/92
Elaine upsets Jerry's virgin girlfriend and then causes Ping to wreck. George gets Susan fired when he kisses her before a meeting.
51. The Contest 11/18/92
Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine has a contest to see who can hold out the longest. Elaine meets John F. Kennedy, Jr. Jerry loses the virgin when he tells her about the contest and she ends up with JFK. Kramer ends up with the naked neighbor.
52. The Airport 11/25/92
Jerry flies first class while Elaine flies coach. George and Kramer wait for them at the airport. George upsets a notorious criminal and gets stuck on a flight when trying to scam free tickets. Jerry meets a Calvin Klein model.
53. The Pick 12/16/92
Jerry is accused of picking his nose by the Calvin Klein model. Elaine sends out Christmas cards showing her nipple. Calvin Klein comes out with a new cologne call "The Ocean" stealing Kramer's idea (see episode 31) but then Kramer does an underwear ad for them.
54. The Movie 1/6/93
Jerry tries to juggle a couple of performances and going to the movies. Elaine, Kramer, and George wait at the theater.
55. The Visa 1/27/93
George is dates the lawyer who is handling Ping's case against Elaine. Jerry tries not to be funny so that George will have a better shot with the lawyer but she ends up being attracted to Jerry because he is dark and mysterious. Baboo is deported when his visa renewal is placed in Jerry's mailbox and Elaine doesn't give Jerry his mail for a long while. Kramer punches Micky Mantle at fantasy camp.
56. The Shoes 2/4/93
Kramer snubs an old girlfriend of Jerry's and then ends up kissing her. George is caught looking an cleavage. Elaine gives up her shoes to help Jerry get the pilot back and then shows her "ketchup secret" to the president of NBC.
57. The Outing 2/11/93
George and Jerry are thought to be gay, not that there is anything wrong with that!
58. The Old Man 2/18/93
George, Jerry, and Elaine volunteer to help senior citizens. Kramer and Newman try to make money selling used records.
59. The Implant 2/25/93
Elaine tells Jerry that the woman he is dating has implants so he dumps her. When she finds out that they are real Jerry gets back with her but then gets dumped. George goes to a funeral with his girlfriend and tries to get a half priced fare. George double dips!
60. The Junior Mint 3/18/93
Jerry doesn't know the name of the woman he is dating except that it rhymes with a female body part. Elaine goes to see an old boyfriend who is about to have surgery. Kramer and Jerry go to witness the surgery and end up drooping a Jr. Mint inside of him that miraculously save him. George buys some of his art because he thinks he is going to die.
61. The Smelly Car 4/15/93
A valet leaves a terrible BO in Jerry's car. George finds out that Susan has become a lesbian and then Kramer steals her girlfriend.
62. The Handicap Spot 5/13/93
There are two versions of this one!!! Kramer advises George to park in a handicap spot while buying an engagement present for "The Drake". A disabled woman has an accident and an angry mob destroys George's father's car. Kramer falls in love with the disabled woman. George becomes his dad's butler.
63. & 64. The Pilot 5/20/93
Auditions are held for the pilot of Jerry's sitcom. Kramer gets constipated. George thinks he has cancer because of a slight discoloration on his lip. Elaine accuses the owner of Monk's of only hiring large breasted women. "Jerry" is premiered and then canceled when Russell joins Green Peace.
Season 5 (22 episodes with one one-hour show)
65. The Mango 9/16/93
Jerry learns that Elaine faked her orgasms and wants one more shot. George experiences impotence. Kramer gets banned from the fruit store and has Jerry try to buy his fruit for him. George is cured when he eats some mango.
66. The Puffy Shirt 9/23/93
Kramer is dating a low-talker and Jerry agree to wear the pirate shirts she make on the Today show because he couldn't hear what she was asking him. George moves in with his parents but then is discovered as a hand model.
67. The Glasses 9/30/93
George thinks his glasses were stolen and he ends up buying women's frames. George tells Jerry he saw his girlfriend kissing his cousin Jeffery. Elaine is bit by a rabid dog. Kramer gets George a discount on his glasses because he got the optometrist off sugar.
68. The Sniffing Accountant 10/7/93
Jerry thinks his accountant is doing drug. George interviews to be a bra salesman. Elaine breaks up with Jake Jarmel because he didn't use an exclamation point in a message he left.
69. The Bris 10/14/93
Elaine and Jerry are chosen as godparents and help with the bris. George's car gets damaged by someone committing suicide. Kramer tries to save the pigman he finds in the hospital.
70. The Lip Reader 10/28/93
Kramer becomes a ball boy for the U.S. Open. Jerry dates a deaf lineswoman and George uses her to read the lips of the woman who just dumped him. Elaine says she is deaf to avoid talking to a chauffeur.
71. The Non-Fat Yogurt 11/4/93
Jerry and Elaine have non-fat yogurt tested. Jerry swears in front of little boy and then apologizes but swears again. George is caught nudging someone to avoid talking to a childhood friend that is now the mayors assistant. He claims to have arm spasms.
72. The Barber 11/11/93
Jerry gets a bad haircut and then goes behind his barber's back to try to get it fixed. George gets a job, of course...
73. The Masseuse 11/18/93
Jerry dates a masseuse who won't give him a massage and hates George. Elaine dates Joel Rifkin and tries to get him to change his name.
74. The Cigar-Store Indian 12/9/93
Jerry offends a native American friend of Elaine's with his gift. Elaine takes Frank's TV Guide and meets a strange person on the subway. George has to get his parents coffee table fixed and Kramer gets the idea for a coffee table book about coffee tables.
75. The Conversion 12/16/93
Geroge converts to Latvian Orthodox for his girlfriend but then she moves away. Jerry thinks his girlfriend has fungus. Kramer has the Kavorka.
76. The Stall 1/6/94
Jerry's girlfriend can't spare a square of toilet paper to Elaine. Elaine is dating a mimbo and George falls in love with him. Kramer uses Jerry's phone to call for phone sex and it turns out to be Jerry's girlfriend.
77. The Dinner Party 2/3/94
The whole gang is heading to a dinner party and they need something to bring. Jerry and Elaine have trouble getting a Chocolate Bobka. George has a new gortex coat that causes him to break some bottle of wine.
78. The Marine Biologist 2/10/94
A definite top ten! A woman Jerry and George know from college asks about George so Jerry tells her that he is a marine biologist. A Russian writer throws Elaine's electronic organizer out the car window and hits a woman in the head. Golden Boy is Jerry's favorite shirt but it doesn't make it through the wash. Kramer hits golf balls at the beach.
79. The Pie 2/17/94
Jerry's date won't taste his apple pie. Then Jerry won't taste the pizza her father made because he didn't wash his hands. Elaine resembles a mannequin at a store where George is trying to get a suit half price. (mannequin made by strange guy in #74)
80. The Stand-In 2/24/94
Kramer's midget friend Mickey gets caught using lifts to kept his job as a stand in. George is accused of not committing. Elaine dates a friend of Jerry's who took IT out.
81. The Wife 3/17/94
Jerry pretends to be married to share a discount he receives at the dry cleaners. George gets spotted peeing in the shower by a guy who gives Elaine mixed signals. Kramer doesn't look good because his quilt is still at the cleaners so he goes to a tanning be before he meets his girlfriends parents.
82. & 83. The Raincoats 4/28/94***
George is asked to be a big brother. Elaine is dating a close talker that is obsessed with helping Jerry's parents. Kramer and Morty try to sell raincoats to the used clothing store. Jerry makes out during Schindler's List.
84. The Fire 5/5/94
George acts like a coward in front of his girlfriend. Jerry is heckled by a woman Elaine works with so he goes to her office and heckles her. She gets upset and runs in front of a street sweeper the severs her pinkie toe. Kramer drives the bus to save the toe.
85. The Hamptons 5/12/94
George's girlfriend is seen topless by everyone but him. George is seen naked after being in the pool and tries to explain about shrinkage. Kramer gets caught stealing lobsters. Elaine is interested in a doctor that refers to everything as "breath taking".
86. The Opposite 5/19/94
A definite top ten. George tries to do the opposite of his instincts. Elaine loses everything because of Jujyfruits. Jerry is even-Steven. Kramer gets his coffee table book published.
Season 6 (24 episodes include a 1 hour highlights show)
87. The Chaperone 9/22/94
Jerry dates Miss Rhode Island while Kramer tries to help her in the pageant. George suggests cotton uniforms for the Yankees. Elaine is told she has no grace but then gets a job with Mr. Pitt.
88. The Big Salad 9/29/94
Jerry is dating a woman that Newman dumped. George buys Elaine a big salad and then gets upset when his girlfriend take credit for it. Gednison cheats at golf and then kills the drycleaner.
89. The Pledge Drive 10/6/94
Elaine's friend Noreen dates a high talker and Jerry thinks she hit on him. Jerry cashes some old checks that his grandma had sent him. Everyone starts eating their Snickers with a fork. Jerry volunteers to host a pledge drive for PBS and George gets Danny Tartabull to be on it.
90. The Chinese Woman 10/13/94
Jerry dates a woman that he thought was Chinese. Noreen is now dating a long talker. Kramer has to give up his briefs because his sperm count is low. George's Parents are getting divorced.
91. The Couch 10/27/94
Jerry gets a new couch which Poppy pees on. Elaine dates the delivery man until she finds out he's not Pro Choice. George tries to watch the movie of the book he is supposed to be reading for his girlfriend's bookclub.
92. The Gymnast 11/3/94
George gets three strikes against him in his latest relationship. Jerry wants to have sex with a woman because she is a gymnast. She wants to have sex with him because he is a comedian. Kramer passes a kidney stone. Mr. Pitt is entranced by 3-D art and sends Elaine to a meeting for him.
93. The Soup 11/10/94
Jerry gets a free suit but has to take the guy out to dinner. George dates a waitress who become disinterested. Elaine meets someone in England who comes over and mooches off her.
94. The Mom and Pop Store 11/17/94
George buys a car because he thinks Jon Voight once owned it. Jerry crashes a party during Thanksgiving Day parade. Kramer gives all Jerry's shoe to a shoe to fix and they go out of business and sell them in a garage sale. Mr. Pitt helps with the Woody Woodpecker balloon.
95. The Secretary 12/8/94
George hires a secretary because she is not good looking and then gives her a raise during sex. Jerry spots the drycleaner wearing his clothes. Elaine accuses a store of having skinny mirrors. Kramer sells his clothes.
96. The Race 12/15/94
Kramer gets a job as Santa. Elaine dates a communist and gets black listed. Jerry must defend his speed reputation from high school.
97. The Switch 1/5/95
A definite top ten. Kramer's first name is finally revealed. Elaine lends Mr. Pitt's tennis racket and has trouble getting it back. George thinks his girlfriend is bulimic. Jerry and George try to devise a way for Jerry to pull the roommate switch.
98. The Label Maker 1/19/95
Jerry's superbowl tickets get passed around. George dates a woman who has a male roommate. Kramer and Newman play risk. Elaine investigates a re-gifter.
99. The Scofflaw 1/26/95
A guy Jerry knows fakes that he has cancer to get sympathy. Elaine gets back at Jake Jarmel by buying the same frames as him. George gets a hair piece. Kramer interferes when a cop was just about to catch an illegal parker that has been eluding him for years (Newman).
100. & 101. Highlights of a Hundred 2/2/95
A one hour special celebrating the first hundred episodes.
102. The Beard 2/9/95
Elaine acts as a girlfriend for a gay friend and then tries to get him to switch teams. George gains confidence because of his hair hat. Jerry dates a policewoman who gets him to admit that he watches Melrose Place.
103. The Kiss Hello 2/16/95
Kramer puts up pictures of everyone in the building and Jerry puts an end to everyone kissing him hello. George is charged for canceling an appointment and then tries to charge the doctor when she cancels.
104. The Doorman 2/23/95
Jerry is bothered by the doorman in Mr. Pitt's building. Kramer gets the idea for a male bra when he sees George's father's hooters.
105. The Jimmy 3/16/95
Jerry and George meet a guy who refers to himself in the first person. Kramer is thought to be mentally handicapped and gets to meet Mel Torme. Jerry thinks he might have been violated at the dentists.
106. The Doodle 4/6/95
Jerry has fleas. A woman George dates draws an unflattering picture of him so he has Elaine find out if she likes him. She does and she doesn't care how he looks. The Seinfelds stay in a fancy hotel suite that was provided for Elaine from the company she is interviewing with.
107. The Fuscilli Jerry 4/27/95
A top ten. Jerry lets Elaine's boyfriend in on his "move" but then gets upset when he uses it. George needs a "move" so he takes notes on Jerry's. Kramer accidentally gets plates that read "ASSMAN". Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out fuscilli and George's dad sits on it.
108. The Diplomat's Club 5/4/95
Jerry's agent is driving him crazy and causes problems with their return from an out of town show. Elaine almost quits her job but then gets fired when they think she is trying to kill Mr. Pitt. Kramer starts betting again.
109. The Face Painter 5/11/95
George says "I love you" but gets no response. Kramer gets in a fight with a monkey at the zoo. Elaine is dating a guy who paints his face for hockey games. Jerry gets free hockey tickets but doesn't call to say thanks.
110. The Understudy 5/18/95
Jerry is dating Bette Midler's understudy and always has to comfort her. George runs over Bette in a softball game and Kramer take care of her. Elaine thinks the manicurists are making fun of her so she takes George's father with her to translate.
Season 7 (24 episodes with 2 one-hour shows)
111. The Engagement 9/21/95
George and Jerry agree to change their lives so George get engaged to Susan. Elaine wants to get rid of a barking dog so she gets Kramer and Newman to help.
112. The Postponement 9/28/95
Geroge gets Susan to postpone the wedding date. Elaine is jealous of George and confides in a rabbi who lives in her building. He then proceeds to tell everyone. Kramer sneaks Cafe Late into the theater and spills it all over himself.
113. The Maestro 10/5/95
Kramer sues the coffee shop because the Cafe Late was too hot. Elaine dates a man who insists on being called the Maestro. George thinks a security guard should be allowed to sit down. Jerry rents a house in Tuscany.
114. The Wink 10/12/95
George gets squirted in the eye by a grapefruit and can't stop winking at all the inappropriate times. Jerry tries not to eat meat while dating Elaine's cousin. Elaine's wake up service goes bad when she starts dating the caller.
115. The Hot Tub 10/19/95
Jerry tries to help Elaine's friend make it to the marathon on time. Kramer gets a hot tub. George acts annoyed so that he looks busy at work. He then meets with some bastards from Texas.
116. The Soup Nazi 11/2/95
Everyone wants soup from a guy with very strict ordering procedures. George and Elaine are bothered by how affectionate Jerry is with his new girlfriend. Elaine buys an armoire, gets it stolen, and then gets one that belonged to the Soup Nazi that contains all his recipes.
117. The Secret Code 11/9/95
George won't tell anyone his ATM code. Jerry's foot keeps falling asleep and it gets him in trouble with a handicapped store owner. Kramer tries to help the fire department. Elaine is interested in a boring guy just because he forgets her.
118. The Pool Guy 11/16/95
Jerry gets rid of annoying pool attendant who wants to be his friend. Elaine and Susan go out and George's worlds are colliding. Kramer becomes the movie guide.
119. The Sponge 12/7/95
Elaine has to be picky about her partners when her birth control is in short supply. George has to tell Susan everything. Kramer walks for AIDS but refuses to wear the red ribbon.
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120. The Gum 12/14/95
Kramer opens an old movie theater and befriends a childhood friend of George's (see The Non-Fat Yogart) that had a nervous breakdown. Kramer forces Jerry to help by wearing glasses and buying gum. Elaine tries not to lead the guy on because she feels partly responsible for the breakdown. Another old friend of George's thinks he's is mentally ill.
121. The Rye 1/4/96
Geroge tries to replace a rye bread that his father took back from Susan's parents after their dinner. Elaine is dating a musician and word gets back to him that she thinks they are Hot-n-Heavy.
122. The Caddy 1/25/96
George leaves his car at Yankee stadium and his boss thinks he is putting in long hours. Kramer trusts his caddy's every decision. Elaine meets an old friend who never wears a bra so she gets her one for her birthday. The friend then starts wearing just a bra and causes Kramer to wreck.
123. The Seven 2/1/96
George tells Susan he wants to name his kid Seven. Jerry dates a girl who always wears the same dress. Elaine buys a little girls bike but then has to give it to Kramer because he fixes her neck. Kramer runs a tab for the stuff he takes from Jerry.
124. & 125. The Cadillac 2/8/96
Everyone is surprised at how much money Jerry makes. Jerry buys his father a Cadillac and then Morty gets impeached because they think he has been stealing. George gets fixed up with Morissa Tomei. Kramer keeps the cable man waiting.
126. The Shower Head 2/15/96
Jerry's parents won't go back to Florida because George convinced his parents to move there. Elaine tests positive for Opium several times because she is eating poppy seeds. Low-Flow shower heads are installed in the building and Jerry and Kramer don't like it.
127. The Doll 2/22/96
Susan has a doll that resembles George's mother. Jerry carries a package home for a friend of Susan's and he breaks his BBQ sauce that he was using for a bit. Frank turns George's room into a pool hall and the Maestro and Kramer play in their underwear. Elaine tries to get an autograph of the third tenor.
128. The Friar's Club 3/7/96
Geroge fixes Jerry up with Susan's best friend but he has to borrow a jacket at the Friar's Club. Jerry forgets to return the jacket and he thinks the Gypsies stole it. Kramer tries to sleep 20 minutes at a time. Elaine thinks a co-worker is pretending to be deaf to get out of work.
129. The Wig Master 4/4/96
Jerry is annoyed because people keep hitting on the person he is with. Elaine and a salesman are working each other. George and Kramer park their cars in a cheap lot and the cars are used by hookers.
130. The Calzone 4/28/96
Jerry is dating a woman that gets anything she wants. Mr. Steinbrener gets hooked on calzones when he tries George's and he now doesn't make a move without George. George doesn't get credit for his tip at the calzones shop. Elaine is going out with someone who uses a dating loophole. Kramer will only wear warm clothes.
131. & 132. The Bottle Deposit 5/2/96
George gets an assignment but doesn't know what it is or how it gets done for him. Jerry's mechanic steals his car because he is not taking care of it. J. Peterman buys JFK's golf clubs but Elaine leaves them in the back of Jerry's car. Kramer and Newman use a mail truck to take bottles to Michigan but end up chasing the Mechanic.
133. The Wait Out 5/9/96
Jerry and Elaine have been waiting for a marriage to break up so that they can move in. George helps by making a folksy remark. Kramer gets new jeans that he can't get out of. Elaine's driving makes Jerry sick.
134. The Invitations 5/16/96
George tries to figure out ways to get out of getting married. Kramer calls Susan "Lilly" and now he and Elaine are nothing in the wedding. Jerry gets engaged to someone just like him. Susan dies from licking the wedding invitations.
Season 8
135. The Foundation 9/19/96
Susan's parents start a foundation in her honor with George on the board. Jerry studies the perfect breakup story. Kramer learns karate against some unworthy opponents. Elaine gets appointed president of J. Peterman.
136. The Soul Mate 9/26/96
Kramer likes Jerry's girlfriend and goes to Newman for advice. George thinks the foundation suspects him of killing Susan. Elaine doesn't want to have a baby.
137. The Bizarro Jerry 10/3/96
Elaine's new friends are the opposite of he old ones. Jerry dates a girl with big hands. George enters the forbidden city using his breakup story. Kramer starts a job, sort of...
138. The Little Kicks 10/10/96
Elaine dances at a company party. George is the "bad boy". Jerry is forced to bootleg movies by a friend of Kramer.
139 The Package 10/17/96
Kramer tries to get Jerry a refund for his broken stereo. Elaine's medical record says she is difficult. George seduces photo shop girl.
140. The Fatigues 10/31/96
Elaine promotes the mail room psycho. Jerry's girlfriend has a mentor who dates Banyon. Kramer needs Frank to help him cook.
141. The Checks 11/7/96
Elaine's boyfriend is moved by a song. Jerry gets lots of small royalty checks. George can't get recruited by a cult. Kramer helps out Japanese tourists.
142. The Chicken Roaster 11/14/96
Elaine mis-uses the Peterman expense account. George leaves things behind in order to get another date. Jerry's college buddy gets fired and starts working at chicken roaster across the street. Kramer switches apartments with Jerry until he gets hooked on chicken.
143 The Abstinence 11/21/96
George has to stop having sex and he suddenly becomes smart. Elaine is dating someone who is almost a doctor. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his Jr. High and it affects his career. Kramer opens a smokers lounge at start to age.
144. The Andrea Doria 12/19/96
George tells his life story in order to get an apartment in place of an Andria Doria survivor. Elaine dates a guy who is bad at breaking up. Jerry delivers mail to help get rid of Newman. Kramer goes to a vet to get rid of cough.
145 The Little Jerry 1/9/97
Jerry bounces a check at the market and everyone finds out. Kramer gets a rooster for fresh eggs and names him Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head. George dates a prisoner.
146 The Money 1/16/97
Jerry has to re-buy the cadillac for his parents. George finds out his parents are loaded. Kramer needs to get some sleep after sex. Elaine hires Morty to work at J. Peterman.
147 The Comeback 1/30/97
George gets zinged at a meeting and wants to use his comeback. Elaine "connects" with video store employee. Kramer wants a living will. Jerry gets taken by tennis shop pro.
148 The Van Buren Boys 2/6/97
George interviews people for the foundation scholarship. Mr. Peterman buys Kramer's stories for his autobiography. Jerry dates someone who is socially challenged.
149 The Susie 2/13/97
Elaine has an alter ego at work that is causing problems. George gets dumped through Kramer. Kramer bets with Jerry's money and then thinks Jerry roughed up the bookie (Mike from The Parking Space).
150 The Pothole 2/20/97
George goes to extreme measures to recover his lost key chain. Elaine goes to extreme measures to get Chinese food delivered. Jerry goes to extreme measures to avoid germs with his new girlfriend. Kramer adopts a mile of highway but gets too involved.
151 The English Patient 3/13/97
152 The Nap 4/10/97
153 The Yada Yada 4/24/97
154 The Milliennium 5/1/97
155 The Muffin Tops 5/8/97
156 The Summer of George 5/15/97
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